What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are boxers good comedians?