Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where does a camper keep his money?