Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are all priests fit?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?