What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?