What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do fish do at parades?
What is the strongest animal?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do fireflies start a race?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
