Which singer could always break a five?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What season begins with a thud?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?