What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why is a doctor always calm?