What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
The Bloomin' Onion®.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
I broke my finger!
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a short cow?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
