What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What game does a rabbit always win?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?