Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?