What's the most popular cat in New England?
A Maine Coon.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?