What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What condiment has wings?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?