What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
