What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do stars go to college?