What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
How do you get straight A's?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?