What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How did the toad die?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?