What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
