Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the politest month?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?