What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?