What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do cats wear to work?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do pigs tell jokes?