What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which cats have the best manners?