What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did spring break up with winter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where are average things manufactured?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?