My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do Scottish toads play?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Surprise!!!!
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What day is your mom always right?