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What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?