What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have their car mowed.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What makes music in your hair?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
