Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What birds always travel in twos?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?