How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?