How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call the dog magician?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
