What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How do hurricanes see?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?