Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call two birds stuck together?