What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why can you never find the number nine?
