What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?