How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call two birds stuck together?