What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never SAUsage a beautiful face!
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is the smallest lion?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?