What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.