What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?