Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do kittens go to school?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?