Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do cats wear to work?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?