Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which subject has two parts?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?