Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why was the mime upset?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where would you put an injured insect?
