Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?