Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do fish do at parades?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do cats wear to work?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do cats always get what they want?
