Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Can February March?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?