Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How was the wedding?
What condiment has wings?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?