Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
