Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why is a computer so smart?