Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
