Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What does a panda ghost say?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?