Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What condiment has wings?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?