Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call an old snowman?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How do you grill cheese?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?