Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
When do cows get tired?
How do hurricanes see?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do you know bees have allergies?