What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What day is your mom always right?
