What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's the slowest 5k?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?