What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do fish do at parades?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the lamb cross the road?