What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
I'm not a bad putter.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?