Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What horn never makes a sound?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What day never takes itself seriously?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
