Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do stars go to college?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a dog's favorite city?