Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What makes pirates such good singers?