Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do termites go camping?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?