Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which dogs love to study science?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?