What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What color are all the books in the library?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's the friendliest national park?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?