Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
Which computer won the talent show?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's the slowest 5k?
