What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do you get kids to do something?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How long do chickens work?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
It's allergy season again?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
