Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What nationality are most fish?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?