What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?