What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do cows always add to their salad?