What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?