Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What car always breaks the rules?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?