What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How does dinner smell?