Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?