Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the fish so smart?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?