Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
