Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What vegetables make the best music?