Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?