Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
It's Crowded!
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?