Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How do you get straight A's?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a priest's favorite food?
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What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
