Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's a henway?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What job did the corn on the cob get?