Where do polar bears store their money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What building always gets stains on it?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?