What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do termites go camping?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What animal has the most fun?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?