What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
