What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?