Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a short cow?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
