What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
He's a gas!
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the loudest sport?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?