Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What car can't keep a secret?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?