Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
