Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Did you know about April 1st?