Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What school subject really rocks?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?