Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?