Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do cows say when you milk them?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do bees chew?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do crabs never give to charity?