Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?