Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?