What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?