What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
