What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?