What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do fleas travel?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?