What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where does a camper keep his money?