Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do farmers do on February 14th?