Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
