Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How did the toad die?
Why is a computer so smart?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What car can't keep a secret?