What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where does food go to take a nap?