How do billboards talk?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?