How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What does a panda ghost say?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do books sleep?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?