How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?