How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do cats love to work?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?