What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why is winter considered holy?
What words make the best athletes?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
