What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Which fly makes films?