What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do books love to go on vacation?