Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What fairy loves to count?