What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What country has the most fish?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a priest's favorite food?