Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
