What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?