Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the smallest lion?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What is the most adorable season?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?