Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
