Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
My friend David had his ID stolen.