Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?