Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?