Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
