Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?