Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How did the toad die?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?