Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's a forklift?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?