Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?