What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How does a witch play loud music?