I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
It's allergy season again?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?