What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?