What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?