What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?