Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What bird is always sad?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
