Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
