How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the foal cough?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?