How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the loudest sport?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do math teachers eat?
What does Santa call Christmastime?