How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which singer could always break a five?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which animal will never go bald?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
