Who is a house's favorite band?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why do porcupines always win the game?