What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a forklift?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?