What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How do you organize a space party?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?