Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Families are like fudge.