Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?