Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the goal post get angry?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
