Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Who invented fractions?
How was the wedding?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.