Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What animal has the most fun?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?