Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which subject has two parts?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?