My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do math teachers love March?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?