Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do hurricanes see?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do cows like to dance to?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are billionaires such good parents?