Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do you talk to a giant?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What animal knows kung fu?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do horses reside?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?