Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
