Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?