Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What table can you never sit at?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?