What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
When do cows get tired?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do actors go to pray?
