Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What fish only swims at night?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?