Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What does a panda ghost say?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
