Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the echo get detention?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What are baby potatoes called?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?