Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?