What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What condiment has wings?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?