We had a discussion about roses.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?