Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are cars magic?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?