What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do two skunks argue?
What animals make the best students?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a peanut in space?