Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do books sleep?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is the coolest country?
Which family member is always relieved?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call siblings who love math?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
