What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why was the bud so shy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is the color of the wind?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
