Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?