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Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?